iGallop or iSex?

Have you guys seen the latest OSIM product, the iGallop? It's supposed to simulate horse-riding which can strengthen your thighs and back and abs of course. Click here for the ad if u haven't seen it before. I removed the YouTube clip as it was taking too long to load for some... annoying. Anyway, back to the main topic...

Notice how it's just like a soft porn movie clip? The way the girls gyrate on the machine as though they were riding hard on a guy? I tell you... it really really looks like they are having a time of their lives... check out the look on their faces!

So I was wondering... why don't OSIM sell some additional 'accessories'? This would be a real hit with the women I tell you... I mean, of course these 'accessories' will not be advertised, but they can easily send special catalogues to women from their large database, or offer a package deal...

What 'accessories'? Well... maybe the iVibrator... something that resembles the all time popular Rabbit vibrator (made famous in Sex and The City)...

when you're all alone, the rabbit will make your wildest dreams come true...

Just attach the vibrator to the handle infront, of course OSIM will have to remodel the shape to make it fit properly, and then integrate the speed control of the vibe on the handle as well... voila! you get yourself an iSex...

introducing the iSex... full credit to Steve for helping me out with the Photoshopping

I tell you, it will strengthen more than just the back, thighs and abs... orgasms will be abundant and didn't you know orgasms can help you shed off alot more calories than just plain exercise? just ride the fucking thing morning and night, results guaranteed!

Damn... women don't need men anymore.... and OSIM will be super fucking rich!

ps: wait til you see old women or young children riding on this machine... very disturbing... fuck...


**OSIM, iGallop, Rabbit are trademark names belonging to their respective companies... iSex is a name belonging to wtf?!... ride away!